Chapter 305 Way to the Top (12)

“Well … this castle is like a woman of twenty-nine years old.” Feng Bujue commented leisurely as he returned to the main entrance of the first floor after the four people finished their journey.

“Endocrine disorders?” Autumn Wind said.

Feng Bujue said: “I wanted to say hysterical and unreasonable, but I didn’t expect you to make that kind of language assault.”

“Who is one assaulting? You pointed out the age, gender, and personality, while I only said a physiological phenomenon, and it turned out that I was assaulting people!” Autumn Wind roared.

“Well … the decor design here has nothing to do with us.” Swan said: “Since there is nothing to gain on the first floor, we should go up to check.”

They followed the stairs at the main entrance and stepped up. This ladder led them all the way to the top floor, with no door or entrance in the middle.

“It seems that to enter the middle floors of this castle, we need to detour from the top.” Calm Speaker said: “Or … there are hidden roads and other settings hidden on the first floor that we didn’t find out?”

“No, no … the castle is generally like this.” Feng Bujue negated: “If you have a horizontal cross-section of the castle, you will understand that the middle area is often the last to reach, you have to follow certain rules. After passed place Audience Room, Underground Gallery, and Observation Tower then you can reach the middle part.”

“The middle area is called ‘Castle Center’, right? Before that for each boss defeating you can get a new skill, right?” Swan couldn’t help roasting.

“Well.” Feng Bujue nodded to Calm Speaker: “Look, this is someone who knows things.”

“As if no one has played Castlevania (1)…”

They kept chatting and soon came to the end of the ladder. There was an arched wooden door.

Autumn Wind walked in the front to read out the words written on the door.

It was a line of golden carved text with a pretty fancy font. The content was: [Unreasonable things may not be obvious.]

“Again?” Autumn Wind said: “Then… there must be a corpse waiting for us in the door.” Then, he simply pushed the door.

The four players came in. It was a bedroom that appeared in front of them.

This is probably the most normal room they have seen since they entered the castle. Pink walls and ceilings, wooden floors, a large bed in the middle of the room, and a dresser and wardrobe by the wall, this is obviously a woman’s room, or … the princess’s boudoir.

“Hey … Someone on the bed.” Autumn Wind noticed at a glance that the bed was slightly raised, and the body sleeping inside was still slightly up and down.

“I’ll do it!” Feng Bujue responded quickly. He yelled and, slamming the broom to the ground and rushing forward.

The other three stopped him at the time. Calm Speaker first asked, “What do you want to do?”

Feng Bujue hasn’t answered yet, Autumn Wind said: “Isn’t this the lice on a bald head — obviously…” He snorted: “This must be the story of Sleeping Beauty.”

“Um … in the order of taking turns, it should be my…” Swan’s glasses glowed with white light, stepping forward as he spoke.

“Trident Tackle (2)!” Feng Bujue sprinted hard, thrusting Swan to the ground from the back: “Huh … Kogure (3), do you think you can get the chance by pretending to be calm!”

“Even if you forgot that my ID was Swan … Kogure is too …”

Before Swan finished, Autumn Wind said, “Look at you, not gentle at all! How disappointed the princess will be when she wakes up!” He said, adjusting his collar, “Should let me……”

“Invincible Wind and Fire Spin (4)!” Feng Bujue rushed toward Autumn Wind again, “Raichu, I’d like to advise you not to act rashly … There is a long stair outside the door. With my Invincible Wind and Fire Spin, I can even kill gods!”

Although the three people look fighting hard, it was just joking since teammates could not make real harm.

But looking at the behavior of this group of people, Calm Speaker, who is relatively stable, still stood beside and shook his head.

“Ah …” Suddenly, a man’s deep voice came from the bed.

This voice instantly froze all four players.

“Stop being so… noisy!” The voice roared with domineering incomparably.

The next second …

A tall werewolf with gray mane covered in a pink bathrobe and plastic shower cap lifted the quilt and sat up.

“Oh ~ Wolf Grandmother.” Feng Bujue’s expression seemed to say, “I see that coming.”

“What grandma? I am male.” The werewolf corrected Feng Bujue.

“Oh … Big Bad Wolf.” Feng Bujue said again.

The werewolf sneered: “How stupid prejudice, how could there be a name like ‘big bad wolf’? Does your mother call you ‘small good person’?

“Then… Big Big Wolf (5)?”

“Stop speak nonsense! I am not a wolf! I’m a werewolf.” The werewolf corrected again.

“Isn’t the werewolf transformed only on the night of the full moon and maintain the shape of humans usually?” Feng Bujue confused.

“I was born into a state of transformation, do you have any opinion?” The werewolf replied.

“Oh … So you are a super werewolf with the inordinate power level of 10000…” Feng Bujue muttered seriously.

“I thought that’s Broly …” Autumn Wind roasted aside.

“You wake me up, and now you are talking about messy nonsense … such arrogant …” The werewolf’s eyes flashed fiercely: “Aren’t you afraid of being eaten by me?”

“On the land below the castle, there is a corpse that hasn’t been rotted. If you want to eat human flesh, consider going there.” Feng Bujue immediately answered.

“Can you not sell Don Quixote out so quickly…” Calm Speaker’s mouth was twitching.

“If you like to eat live creature, I recommend a little boy who lives on that land, his name is Jack, there is also a cow at home, and a single mature mother, you can do whatever you want.” Feng Bujue said again.

Swan was surprised immediately: “Feng Dude … I think the werewolf is nicer than you …”

“If you want to eat something rarely…” Feng Bujue was still trying to sell his idea: “In the cellar under a windmill, there is a dead lion.”

The werewolves were stupid. With trying mood he made a ferocious expression again, saying, “I want to eat a little girl!”

Feng Bujue was still calm, “I was about to say … there is a loli next to the lion’s body. Although she had died for a while, the corpse has not rotted yet. If you have any special hobby …”

“Hello!” Autumn Wind quickly halted him: “Please respect people and yourself!”

“Alas …” The werewolf sighed deeply, showing a sad face: “Am I a werewolf without deterrence …”

“No … I don’t think this is your problem.” Swan said.

But the werewolf seemed not to hear him, continued to mutter, “From the beginning, I should be honest in the forest in my hometown. Eat some rabbits, deer, insects, fruits… Why do I come to the idea of eating people? Now I’m only a pet with this pink bathrobe … “

“Uh … Mr. Werewolf, who is treating you as a pet?” Calm Speaker asked tentatively, “A giant?”

“What giant? Where is the giant?” The werewolf asked.

“Then you mean …” Calm Speaker said.

“Little Red Riding Hood.” The werewolf replied.

“Um …” The four players felt into contemplation together.

“That little girl … she is simply the incarnation of the demon.” The werewolf’s eyes revealed a deep sense of fear and pain when he was narrating, his tall body was also shaking, “Under the petite body and innocent face, there is a fascinating manipulative fitness skill, an extraordinary instinct battle intuition, and a cruel murderous nature … her various fighting skills can be described as no flaws. Except for the ‘Boss’, nobody in this space can be her opponent. “

“Boss?” Swan asked. “You mean … the boss of Reasoning Club?”

“Sure, is there a second boss here?”

“Mr. Werewolf, I sympathize with your experience.” Feng Bujue said again at this time: “We are now going to Reasoning Club to see Boss. If you can tell us how we can get there, maybe I can help you to tell Boss about this and let Little Red put you away. “

The werewolf replied: “Boss is on the seventh floor …” He pointed his finger at a door on the other side of the room: “If you want to go up, you shall go out from that door and walk down the corridor to the left. Turning up, it is the attic of the castle. There is a skylight in the attic, and there is a ladder leading to the fifth floor outside the skylight. As for what is on the fifth floor, I don’t know. “

“Uh … Well… It seems that you are quite free, why not try to escape?” Autumn Wind said.

The werewolf replied: “I tried, but the small door leading to the fifth floor is too narrow for me to drill through.” He paused: “Also, my home is on the land under the castle, but this castle is built on the cloud, I can’t just simply jump down.”

“When we came up, we planted a huge beanstalk with magic beans.” Autumn Wind said: “You should be able to crawl down the beanstalk now.”

“Really?” The werewolf heard the words with sudden shining eyes. “Where? Show me.” He said, rushing to Autumn Wind, lifted him, and dragged him towards the window.

This werewolf’s action was very fast, and its strength was also great. Autumn Wind hasn’t made any response yet he has been dragged to the other end of the room. What surprises Autumn Wind is that … the werewolf action, which does not have a subjective will to hurt, actually damaged 10% of his Survival Value in an instant.

“If this guy is a hostile monster, it’s probably a small boss level …” Feng Bujue whispered to Calm Speaker and Swan beside him after seeing the scene in front of him.

“Yeah … Thinking of the actions that you might have angered him before, I was sweating…” Swan replied.

“Look … that’s the one, it’s pretty obvious.” Autumn Wind panicked at the moment. In case the werewolf suddenly attacked at close range, he was going to be killed instantly, so he used a very polite tone for the werewolf and pointed out the direction of the bean stem.

“Hahaha …” The werewolf laughed: “Bravo!” This smile lasted for only a few seconds, and then his look changed: “Can’t delay anymore! I must act! If Little Red comes back, she will definitely cut the beanstalk.” He said, “Thank you, take care of yourself!” Then, he took the window and jumped across the slope of the castle’s outer wall. With several longitudinal jumps, he landed smoothly.

The four players gathered to the window to look. After the werewolf stepping on the clouds, he ran wildly towards the distant beanstalk, even didn’t take off the pink bathrobe.

“Grandma Wolf that fears Little Red …” Swan thought as the werewolf ran towards freedom.

“Speaking of it, did he mention it just now, Little Red will ‘be back’?” Calm Speaker reminded.

“I’m curious. What method did Little Red leave the castle?” Feng Bujue said: “Can she use Dancing Sky Art?”

“Can you stop referencing Dragon Ball?” Autumn Wind said.

“Sure.” Feng Bujue agreed without expression, and immediately changed his tone: “Does one of the Pokémon she owned have Fly?”

Autumn Wind bowed his head: “Let’s still talk about Dragon Ball …”

1. The game mentioned here is Castlevania: Circle of the Moon. Check https://castlevania.fandom.com/wiki/Castlevania:_Circle_of_the_Moon
2. Trident Tackle: One of the techniques using by Seijuro Shin in Eyeshield 21, the ace of team Ojo White Knights.
3. Kiminobu Kogure is the character in Slam Dunk, he’s Shokoku’s vice-captain. Feng Bujue used this reference because Swan and Kogure look a bit similar, all with glasses on. Another name soon used by Feng Bujue is Ishida Uryuu in Bleach who also has glasses.
4. Invincible Wind and Fire Spin: Special attack in Stephen Chow’s movie Love on Delivery, the protagonist used this move to defeat his enemy by rolling down from long stairs together.
5. Big Big Wolf: A character from Chinese cartoon Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf